LOG ON: Makin’ a woodstove hot.

LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keepin’ an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD: Gittin’ the farwood off the truck.

MEGA HERTZ: When you’re not keerfull gittin’ the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gittin’ home in the winter time.

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it’s cold outside.

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it’s black fly season.

BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM: Whutcha do to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.

MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse hole.

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C’mon in, y’all.

CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.

DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don’t far when you pull the trigger.

REBOOT: Whut you have to do at bedtime when you forgot the kitty’s still outside.

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot.
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire.
MONITOR: Keep’s an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gotten the fatwood oaf’s the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: When your not cheerful gotten the fatwood.
FLOPPY DISK: Watch get from trying at tote too much fatwood.
RAM: That thing what splits the fatwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gotten home in the wintertime.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it’s black fly season.
BYTE: What deem dang fleas do.
CHIP: Munchies far the
TV. MICRO CHIP: Whets in the bottom of the munchies bag.
MODEM: Watch do in the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife.
LAP TOP: Whir the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whir you hang deem dang truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk far whir the mouse lives.
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk far "C’mon in y’all”.
CLICK: What yaw hear when yaw c*ck your gun.
DOUBLE CLICK: When you c*ck the double barrel.
REBOOT: What yaw haft do right before bedtime, when yaw haft go to the outhouse.