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I am a docent (volunteer teacher) at our Zoo. One of the docents wants to do a special project for an Eco-Planet day in August. She is making usable items (not crafty kids things) out of recyclable items that would otherwise just sit in a landfill – hence the need for non-biodegradable items. She is collecting old clothing, woolen items, glass, tin, plastic, anything she can find and trying to make usable items out of them. They are salvaging wool from old wool sweaters, blankets, etc. She is using dryer lint also. I’ve been saving dog fur for her and she is going to use it. I have some dog fur gloves that someone brought me from Alaska where this lady has a whole business making scarves, gloves, etc. from her huskies fur.

So far she has made tote bags and baskets out of newspapers and plastic bags. I swear you would not know what they were made out of unless you asked her. Lamps out of wine bottles. Change purses out of Whisker Lickins cat treat bags. Grocery store bags (we can buy them here in the grocery stores and you bring them back with you for your groceries over using plastic bags) made from the animal feed bags – monkey chow, etc.

She will have 50 tables set up all over the zoo with the raw material, the half finished product and then the finished one set up for the adults to see. Such as paper making, glass tumbling….

Any workable ideas would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Redneck Computer Terms?

LOG ON: Makin’ a woodstove hot.

LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keepin’ an eye on the wood stove.

DOWNLOAD: Gittin’ the farwood off the truck.

MEGA HERTZ: When you’re not keerfull gittin’ the farwood.

FLOPPY DISC: Whutcha git from trying to tote too much farwood.

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

HARD DRIVE: Gittin’ home in the winter time.

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it’s cold outside.

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it’s black fly season.

BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag.

MODEM: Whutcha do to the hay fields.

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.

LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys.

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes.

MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk fer the mouse hole.

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C’mon in, y’all.

CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock your gun.

DOUBLE CLICK: When the dang gun don’t far when you pull the trigger.

REBOOT: Whut you have to do at bedtime when you forgot the kitty’s still outside.

My bridal shower is next weekend (the 28th) and one of my three bridesmaids completely took over all the planning for my bridal shower and is doing a really great job. I don’t know details, but I hear it’s going to be awesome. She’s even paying for the whole thing herself as a wedding gift to us.

I wanted to give her something after the shower to thank her for all her efforts and hard work. I thought of sending flowers, but her birthday is a month and a half later (2 days before our wedding) and I’ll probably send flowers for her birthday. I thought of a bottle of nice wine, but that seems a bit cheesy. I’m also giving her a really nice bridesmaid gift, pearl earrings, a leather passport cover, manicure set, and silver monogrammed keychain in a personalized tote bag with her name.

Any other ideas for something nice, but not too expensive, that I can give her in thanks for all of her hard work? Should I just take her out to lunch or something instead?
Thanks for your suggestions!

Bridesmaids, for your gift…?

Bridesmaids, for your gift from the bride would you be happy to receive:

Handmade calico tote with design in wedding colours (to hold the other gifts in)
Good quality sparkly chandelier earrings
White satin evening bag with metal snap closure
Bottle of champagne/sparkling wine.
Revlon Glosslight lipgloss
Shimmer puff.

That comes to .
Would you be happy to recieve that? Do you think that is enough?
I was also thinking of getting them some sort of perfume, maybe…

Can you make any suggestions what else you might like to receive. My max budget was each.
lol, they are all real "girly" girls so I’m not too worried about them not using the stuff…
I am paying for their hair and makeup as well.

Ok…So I finally got around to sitting, rambling, and writing something
Postcards from a muse, or Traveling chick checks trousers
Just writing stuff…..

Umber Ella and Her Tote that Fell Over

Dimmed now,
the glints from her flinted eyes
veiled the story of her heart’s demise.

He wasn’t there…

Empty now,
Her glass, garnet filled, the second of three
that stretched the minutes into eternity.

He didn’t answer…

Closed now,
Her cell phone, oddly twirling under fingers of frantic,
thoughts puddle to frets, less than romantic.

But he’d said…

Poured now,
Her third glass of to be sipped stop-the-clock bliss
as umber lights dance in rain shadows, dismissed.

Did he really?

Defeated now,
The truth of his might, even less than his may
bittered her wine; her silvered hope, it frayed.

She decided…

Standing now,
A love built on maybes, in pastel side road cafe’s
Fades faster than wishes of an un-bought bouquet.
NexxJordan…..I stink when it comes to titles….other suggestions?

1) Satchel – black or wine?

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2940626?origin=wishlist

2) Shoulder bag – red or black?

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2940319?origin=wishlist

3) Shopper available only in brown.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2940627?origin=wishlist

4) Tote – red or cream?

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2947010?origin=wishlist

5) Convertible tote – black, dark brown, or camel?

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/2965426?origin=wishlist

Technology for Rednecks?

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot.
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire.
MONITOR: Keep’s an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gotten the fatwood oaf’s the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: When your not cheerful gotten the fatwood.
FLOPPY DISK: Watch get from trying at tote too much fatwood.
RAM: That thing what splits the fatwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gotten home in the wintertime.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it’s black fly season.
BYTE: What deem dang fleas do.
CHIP: Munchies far the
TV. MICRO CHIP: Whets in the bottom of the munchies bag.
MODEM: Watch do in the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife.
LAP TOP: Whir the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Whir you hang deem dang truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Dem dang plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That’s hippie talk far whir the mouse lives.
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine.
ENTER: Northerner talk far "C’mon in y’all”.
CLICK: What yaw hear when yaw c*ck your gun.
DOUBLE CLICK: When you c*ck the double barrel.
REBOOT: What yaw haft do right before bedtime, when yaw haft go to the outhouse.

What is a good bridesmaid gift?

I’m having a fall themed wedding and don’t know what to get my "maids". I was thinking tote bags and a bottle of cranberry wine but Im at a loss for what else I could get them. Thoughts?

I make some really cool home decor products (sign boards with custom sayings, etched wine glasses & pitchers, personalized totes etc.) and I want to expand from craft shows to direct "home show" sales. What materials do I need to have printed, or make for my hostess? I have created some postcards, but I don’t know what else I need. I know some of you sell Mary Kay, Pampered etc. Please let me know where to go from here. Thanks a lot!

Okay, I’m traveling from coast to coast in an RV. I want to bring several bottles of wine with me but my husband says it’s illegal. I say he’s full of it. Soooo, CAN I do this and if so, how can I pack/store it without him seeing it?

Insulated Tote Bags for Boxed Wine?

I have a friend who is a big wine enthusiast. She is moving and for a going away present, us friends wanted to get her an insulated tote bag for boxed wine. Her preferred brand is Black Box Wine. (expensive stuff) and, we arent sure where to find a tote for boxed wine. Any suggestions?

How do you make a wine bottle tote out of ties?

. You use Mens ties to make it

How can I use an old wine tote?

It still looks brand new, but I don’t use a tote for wine. Any nifty or crafty ideas to utilize it around the house?
Chefgril – You Rock!
Jillian – You’re just as dumb as a rock. Enjoy your 2 points, dimwit.

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